Only Steal Wallets and Glances

I have concluded that the least romantic general-access location(s) in the city are subway stations.  Extensive research (wink wink, nudge nudge, ahem, cough, NOT) suggests this could be due to the soft lighting, intimate space, warming fragrance, gentle breeze, and much sought after privacy of these subterrainian structures, where you can literally be whisked off of your feet in but a moment.